Mr Coleswife's definitions
A Riley is a person who gives zero fucks about your cock, he will absolutely demise and ignore it when ever you walk in the room. It's almost as if he's a heterosexual, since it's been months since he last jumped on the tipity top of my enormous cock. It's almost as if he's forgotten it exists, and where his true home is located.
by Mr Coleswife June 1, 2025
Get the Rileymug.