Definitions by Mouth of the Mountain

Bingeskimming

The act of opening a streaming app with snacks, blankets, and optimism, then spending 30–90 minutes aggressively skimming trailers, descriptions, and Rotten Tomatoes scores only to watch nothing, question your life choices, and close the app in silence.

I wasn’t watching anything I was bingeskimming until Netflix personally offended me.

Symptoms include:
• Saying “ehhh” repeatedly
• Watching the first 45 seconds of 12 different trailers
• Declaring “there’s nothing to watch” on a platform with 40,000 titles

Bingeskimming by Mouth of the Mountain January 11, 2026

businessship 

Is a true friendship/unique bond that is developed through a long standing business relationship.

Person 1: Hey, how do you know that person?
Person 2: Oh him... we're in a businessship.

businessship by Mouth of the Mountain April 17, 2019

Lewdadiss

Lew-dah-diss verb,

To be ousted from a special occasion by one who has poor social etiquette.

Person 1:"Hey, you're not going to the party tomorrow?"

Victim: "What party??"
Person 1: "The one everyone's going to, its going to be awesome!"
Person 2:"Dude, what a Lewdadiss!"

Lewdadiss by Mouth of the Mountain April 29, 2010

Churro'd

Lonely, desperate male who greases up the inners of a couch cushion to perform angered, built-up sexual frustration, thrusting vigorously, culminating to an anti-climatic man spray.

After being rejected by three petite Asian women, the lonely man churro'd the couch to death.

Churro'd by Mouth of the Mountain March 28, 2010