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Definitions by Mothers disappointment

Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.

European pepper shaker 

The act of shaving pubic hair from a man or womans body into the mouth of their significant other.

Could also just be a pepper shaker from Europe.... :)
Hey honey... i noticed you were getting hairy last night... so would you mind giving me a European pepper shaker tonight?