Definitions by Morgan A. Blackledge
Velosketcher
Velosketcher: a shady carachter, common to Ventura County, who rides around on a beater bicycle, and is generally up to no good.
My wife and I were walking our dogs in the park near a grocery store, and we were accosted by a velosketcher who attempted to sell us a couple of spark plugs and a case of muscle milk, ostensibly so that he could buy meth.
Velosketcher by Morgan A. Blackledge December 8, 2018
Irritabilibuddy
A friend or acquaintance with whom you feel comfortable expressing your darkest, bitchiest, most savage thoughts and feelings.
Irritabilibuddy by Morgan A. Blackledge November 22, 2018