Definitions by More Pickle

Dick-fil-a 

When the meaty cashier at chick-fil-a squrts in your frozen lemonade and the the infection from her roast beef flaps spreads to the snout of your penis.

“The musty bitch at chick-fil-a gave me dick-fil-a!”

Dick-fil-a by More Pickle February 22, 2018

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

Meijer Mayhem by More Pickle July 17, 2017