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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.

This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
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