Moon is a bro's definitions

Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

bruh moment

A moment that makes you say "bruh", usually out of sheer disappointment.

I just got an D on my physics exam, what a bruh moment

by Moon is a bro October 27, 2020

sepehrr

Except for her

Used by southerners

"I don't like nobody sepehrr"

by Moon is a bro November 20, 2021