Monsieur Papa's definitions

Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.

"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."

by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021

Paul McCartney Towel

The Paul McCartney Towel is the one that you got as concert swag and use to protect your sheets during sex if someone is menstruating.

"Babe, I'm on my period."

"No worries. I will get out the Paul McCartney Towel."

by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021