Definitions by Mono Penguin

Hedge Trimmer 

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.

I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..

Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Razor Dive 

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

Razor Dive by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013