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Definitions by Monkey Maniac

Micah Cortez 

Look it’s Micah Cortez. I bet he’s got quesadillas.”
Micah Cortez by Monkey Maniac March 1, 2022

Daniel VanVoorhis 

A fat retard who takes up the universe. He also has extremely curly hair that looks like ramen. He swears it is natural even though we all know it’s a perm.
“Yo who ate all my cookies?? I bet it was Daniel VanVoorhis.”