Definitions by Mon the town

Helper monkey 

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.

I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

Helper monkey by Mon the town May 2, 2018

Humpy Bastard 

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

Humpy Bastard by Mon the town January 8, 2018