Mogumpographer's definitions

Mogump-gump

A pre-historic animal which hunted by imitating turkeys and hiding in trees. When the opportunity arose, the Mogump-gump was known to furtively slit open Swiss Miss hot chocolate packets and secret away with any marshmallows therein.

“Where’s all my marshmallows? Are those turkeys outside?” “Might be the Mogump-gump”

by Mogumpographer February 20, 2023