Dick in My Ass
An expression that can replace the expression "a pain in my ass" (He's a DMA),
Can replace fml -fuck my life- (My dad is a downy. DMA...),
Or can be used in it's literal term of receiving anal sex (Woops! I dropped the soap... What's that pinch in my backside? OH HELLL NO! there's a DMA!).
It can also be used instead of curse words such as "SHIT".
(*Stubs toe* FUCKING DMA!)
I would put a DMA too... If I was gay!... And I am, so I do have a DMA!