Definitions by Modern day Jesus

Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.

Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

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A friendly tug to maximize the soft size of a mans penis

Jim was excited for his big date with Brittany, so he gave his penis a couple fluff tugs.

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