Definitions by Misty's Own, JJ

Gothopotomous 

A young person, almost always one who acts in a Gothic fashion, who is overweight to the point of obesity.

"Dude, did you see the Gothopotomous while you were outside?"

"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."

Gothopotomous by Misty's Own, JJ December 16, 2008