Definitions by Mister Mister

poor mans Fleshlight 

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

poor mans Fleshlight by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

Zyban 

Anti-addiction drug that enlarges your Penile organ to truncheon
-like proportions.

"EE by gum! I only wanted to give up smoking, look at what this Zyban has done to my nob!"

Zyban by Mister Mister October 8, 2004