Definitions by Mister Fitzgerald

Face-Couging 

Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.

Better buy some rubbers bro. Brando's mom is face-couging you.

Face-Couging by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011