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Marinated Turd

When you take a dump, then piss on top and leave it to soak overnight. If the turd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is fucking brutal upon discovery.

This morning I was greeted by a marinated turd when I went into my bathroom.

That bitch pissed me off, so I left a turd marinating in her toilet.

by Mister Captain Awesome November 12, 2009