1 definition by Mister Belding
An advanced blumpkin in which the male counterpart upper-decks the toilet while the female counterpart simultaneously slaters the toilet while fellating the male.
"Did you hear Zach screeched the toilet at MA's last night?"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"
by Mister Belding September 14, 2009