2 definitions by Mister Bastard
You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.
Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"
by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016
The Dirty Duchess is a classy chick who's fallen on tough times so she resorts to awhoring. She's usually one of the better spoken ladywhores that you'll encounter. She'll maintain perfect decorum throughout your encounter with her and you must make sure you follow Robert's Rules of Order and Emily Post's rules of etiquette in your dealings with her.
by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016