MissInvincible's definitions

virgin

1. Someone who has chosen not to give their greatest gift away like some cracker-jack prize to some hormone-ridden peer 2. A rarity 3. Someone who is beautiful, uncontaminated, and too strong for a non-virgin to comprehend.

Boy: "So, are you a virgin?"
Girl: "Yes, and I plan on staying that way."

by MissInvincible February 23, 2011