Miss Spastic Racket's definitions

Badmitton

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'

Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."

by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009