Miss Penn's definitions

Crackin' My Eggs

The female version of saying bustin my balls.

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!

by Miss Penn February 5, 2010

Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

eBay Tycoon

A person that sells anything and everything on eBay just to make a measly buck after all the processing fees, taxes and shipping cost.

Hanamaulu Postmaster: Gosh Jay your husband Bob surely waste a lot of time selling all his shit on eBay. I bet he only profits $1.00?
Jay: Yeah, but times that to the 10,000 items he got listed and sold. Yep! My Bob is a eBay Tycoon!

by Miss Penn February 5, 2010