kweef

(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.

Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.

by Miner 69'er August 22, 2006