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Watermelon Sugar

A watermelon of 100g has approximately 6g of sugar

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Watermelon Sugar by Minddump August 24, 2021

Rowie 

The infamous rowie otherwise labelled more formally and conveniently as the buttery is a long time aberdeenshire food legacy. Originally baked to fuel the hardy fishermen of the north sea, this fat dense Scottish bread roll traditionally with lard as its keystone can take on anything, including your entire cardiovascular system. The only thing delicate about this food delicacy is its status as a lesser known s-tier food! This is especially true in an increasingly globalised world with rowies now being available for online order, making rowie withdrawal symptoms far less common amongst those who cant travel to the beautiful lands that are the north east of Scotland.

How do you like your rowies in the morning?

I like them very much and I also like them at noon, evening and night! But my heart don't.

A 4 pack of rowies goes great with a pack of gaviscon!

Rowie by Minddump August 24, 2021