“My friends call my mom a Shorthinsnyffer, it’s not true, but they mainly call her that because she breathes loudly while sleeping.
by Mimir the Head February 20, 2023
“My mom went to pick some Haggleberries for my dad, she will sneak them into his drink.”
“I always teach my dogs not to eat a single Haggleberry, I wouldn’t want them getting Ligma.”
“I always teach my dogs not to eat a single Haggleberry, I wouldn’t want them getting Ligma.”
by Mimir the Head February 20, 2023