Mike Tomlin's definitions

niglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little black kids knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little white kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the niglet "pins" unhindered.

"Hey mike you want to go to the pool today?
"Nah, I kinda feel like hitting something."
"Great then lets hit up the wave pool go niglet bowling."

by Mike Tomlin October 21, 2007