Mike Oxtinks's definitions

bickleman

A name for the secretion that leaks from ones genitals when they have intercourse after not showering for at least a month. This specific seepage has an odor so strong it is smelled throughout the neighborhood, and can only be removed with industrial cleaners and prayer. In severe cases, amputation of all affected body parts may be necessary.

Always use a condom when sleeping with unclean people, or you could end up with Bickleman.

by Mike Oxtinks December 28, 2020