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roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

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by Mike Ortel March 29, 2007

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