Definitions by Mike Midgley

intoxication notification 

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

intoxication notification by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Schleep 

Commonly use with the prefix "Big Ol'", it is a necessary state of unconsciousness after a long night of heavy drinking.

That party was wild, I really got some big ol' schleep afterwards.

Schleep by Mike Midgley July 2, 2006