A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.
(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.