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Cream Turd
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Whilst
on
all fours
you
ejaculate
into a turd (it does not have to be your own).
Nick loves making a nice
cream
turd, but his
knees
just cant handle it at his
age
.
Cream Turd
by
Mike Huntisore
April 23, 2026
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