1 definition by Mike Hunt-Hurt
The birth place of Tenis and everything beautiful in the world. Contrary to popular belief Port Alberni is nice, suck on that you Port hating cunt sucking pussy licking t-bag taking trogladites who have nothing better to do then diss Port instead of getting off your lazy asses and doing something with your lives you phat pieces of vagina rot.
I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.
by Mike Hunt-Hurt August 21, 2009