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Definitions by Mike Hawk Fitzwell
Cheese Helmut
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An
uncircumsized
foreskin
girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the
scrunk
in my cheese
helmut
, spit
on it
.
Cheese Helmut
by
Mike Hawk Fitzwell
August 31, 2009
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Blow Back
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When urinating after a
night
of sexy times your cheese helmut redirects your
stream
back to your
pants
leg.
Girl: What the #&%$? Why are you pissing in the
sink
?!
Me: Rather
pee
in the sink than get BLOW BACK on my
pants
.
Blow Back
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Mike Hawk Fitzwell
August 31, 2009
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