Mike Graves's definitions

verizon

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"

This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

by Mike Graves October 21, 2025

dren

nerd backwards. Most peope don't know what it means, so if you call them a "dren" they will not be offended. So you can make an inside joke with your friends if you dislike the nerd.

You: That kid is such a dren
The dren: Wow you're kool making up words
Your friends and you:(laughing) at the dren

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006