Definitions by Mike Genoah

Chav 

The result of a dysgenics program designed by the "upper-class" to control the "middle-class".

Katie: Oh look mummy, there's a scary Chav!
Mummy: Don't worry darling, daddy's working very hard to pay our taxes to make sure the police will protect us from the benefit claiming lower-class.

Chav by Mike Genoah April 29, 2008