Definitions by Mike Dukakis

Crystal Cobalt 

A serious, hardcore drug that only the toughest of the tough can handle. It has killed 99% of the people who have tried it and only one person has ever tried it.

Alex: Wanna smoke some crystal cobalt?
Annie: Nah son, shit fucks you up

Crystal Cobalt by Mike Dukakis June 27, 2009