Definitions by Mike Dog

proud peacock 

When you stick your closed fist up a girl and then open up your hand like a peacock.

Your mother was a freak so I busted out the proud peacock on her.

proud peacock by Mike Dog August 28, 2008

wild turkey 

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

wild turkey by Mike Dog April 15, 2006