2 definitions by Mike Dog

proud peacock

When you stick your closed fist up a girl and then open up your hand like a peacock.

Your mother was a freak so I busted out the proud peacock on her.

by Mike Dog March 8, 2006

wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

by Mike Dog March 8, 2006