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Definitions by Michele one fuckin L

Patron XOver 

An extreme hangover which is the result of drinking way too much freakin' booze and having "just one more shot!" of Patron XO.
Damn, I have a wicked ass Patron XOver. What the fuck did I do lastnite?

I wish Kelly didn't talk me into those last 5 shots; I wouldn't have this fuckin' Patron XOver. I need 3 advil and a gallon of water.... and please close the shades the sun is blinding.

jizz catcher 

A loose bitch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of blow jobs.
Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!