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Measure Me Softly
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A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest
flaccid penis
gets
a grade
A
ass whupping
and is humiliated.
Boy scout
leader: "Which of you kids wants to play
measure me softly
?"
Little Boys
: "Me! Me!"
by
Michael Magnuson
February 21, 2008
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