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The lumpy butt you get from having your cellphone in your back pocket, which is sometimes a painful condition if sitting on said phone for a long duration.

With his new PDA phone, Gabe developed a pronounced case of cellurhoids that made his bum appear quite unsightly to the women of Hill Holliday.
by Michael Dezso July 27, 2006

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