Mia Metro's definitions

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Megpie

Someone who is your best friend until someone new and shiny comes along when she will ditch you in a heartbeat.

'Hey Gary I thought you and Megan were TIGHT why she over there with Sophie chattin shit about you'
"ah man, she's a Megpie'

by Mia Metro September 29, 2020