poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005

american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR March 03, 2007

zakk wylde

the only really talented guitarist of today. most of todays bands suck, but black label society kicks ass.

zakk wylde will kick your ass.

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

jamestown high school

jamestown (NY)high school is a big piece of god damn shit. unfortunately i am a student there.

i hate school, especially since i have to go to the shittiest one on earth.

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005

crazy train

a train conducted by Ozzy Osbourne. also the name of his best song. it was turned into a gay ass rap song called "lets go" becuase lil jon and twista covered it.

AAAHHLL AAABOOOAARD HAA HA HA HA HA
AYE AYE AYE
mental wounds still screaming
driving me insane
im goin off the rails on the crazy train

by MetallilbangeR April 24, 2005

kirk hammet

a very talented guitarist from the very great band MetallicA. he is one of the best guitarists, but definately not THE best guitarist. the best guitarist is of course jimi hendrix, duh. and he is definately better than dave mustaine, who was kicked out of metallica because of his drug problems, and because he's an asshole. yes i know kirk hammet is over rated. he is rated on a scale from 1 to ten (ten being the best) as a 12, but in reality he is actually only an 11.

metallica is better than megashit.

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

angel of death

josef mengele, a sick twisted nazi motherfucker. the dude that did all the sick experiments on jews at the death camp in auschwitz. he would peel their skin off to see how long they could live. he would sew two people together. put them in chambers and gas them. burn them. cut the top of their head off and put chemicals in their brains, or take parts of their brains out, and tons of other sick shit that i cant even imagine. also a fuckin awesome slayer song. listen to it motherfuckers!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
stripped of your lifes worth
human mice for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
sadistic, surgeon of demise
sadist of the noblest blood
destroying, without mercy
to benefit the aryan race
surgery, with no anesthesia
feel the knife pierce you intensely
inferior, no use to mankind
strapped down, screaming out to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
pumped with fluid, inside your brain
pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
burning flesh drips away
test of heat burns your skin
your mind starts to boil
frigid cold, cracks your limbs
how long can you last in this frozen water burial?
sewn together, joining heads
just a matter time till you rip yourselves apart
millions laid out in their crowded tombs
sickening ways to achieve the holocaust
seas of blood, bury life
smell you death as it burns deep inside of you
abacinate, eyes that bleed
praying for the end of your wide awake nightmare
wings of pain reach out for you
his face of death staring down,
your bloods running cold
injecting cells, dying eyes
feeding off the screams of the mutants he's creating
pathetic harmless victims left to die
rancid angel of death flying free
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
angel of death
- SLAYER

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005