Messy Tessie Torres's definitions

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009