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Definitions by Mervin Bethell
goose
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A strange
cockney
bus driver
who most likely likes to soap up
little boys
. Can't drive for toffee.
Goose just
tried
to rape
when i
got of
the bus
!
goose
by
Mervin Bethell
March 16, 2004
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