Definitions by Mermaid man

Elfing 

When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing

Elfing by Mermaid man November 17, 2014

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

irish clapping by Mermaid man July 28, 2014