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A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk.
It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.
It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.
My mom always brushed her hair with this junkloom nobody wanted. She tried to give it to my fiancé as a wedding gift. My fiancé really wants me to get ride of it. She just doesn't understand the that to us its just a junkloom, but to her its her ancestors carved shoulder blade bone comb.
by Meowbox 9000 December 26, 2025
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