Definitions by Menico D'roh
Gorilla Metal
Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.
Gorilla Metal by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022
Snare
A non-derogatory term for someone who does not use drugs or alcohol, named so because in music the snare drum does not get faded.
Straight Edge
Straight Edge
Man 1: "Yo does he wanna go out drinking tonight?"
Man 2: "Nah man, I love him but he's a snare."
Man 1: "Really? That guy would be so much fun turnt."
Man 2: "Nah man, I love him but he's a snare."
Man 1: "Really? That guy would be so much fun turnt."
Snare by Menico D'roh September 14, 2017