Memnoch.'s definitions

chav

A human sub-species also known as homo-inferior. They plan to conquer the world by lowering the nations IQ to single didgit numbers, like themselves. They do this by subjecting those around them to monotonus rap music and brandnames. They are braindead, almost zombie like. They are currently hatching a co-plot to ruin the English language through Abreveation and talking like they havn't got a tongue.

(phonetics) "welw den mush, init dat way den bruv! CHIKEN LAY AN EEEEG BOI!"

by Memnoch. December 27, 2003