Definitions by Melvin the Stapler Molester

Swingline Stapler 

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

Swingline Stapler by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009